The District of Royal American is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its complete lack of public education and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 26.434 billion Royal Americans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The all-consuming Royal Americanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,075 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 40,674 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 143,973 per year while the poor average 8,296, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, voting is voluntary, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Royal American's national animal is the deer.

Royal American is ranked 267,002^nd in the world and 7^th in Kingston for Lowest Crime Rates, with 39.94 law-abiding acts per hour.