The Grand Republic of Rouene is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Premier Nicolas Valois with an even hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, complete lack of prisons, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 4.519 billion Rouenic people have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Providence. The average income tax rate is 46.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Rouenic economy, worth 884 trillion francs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 195,620 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.
The nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal, citizens are abandoning their homes en masse in a widespread panic over asbestos, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Rouene at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list, and the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rouene's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Rouene, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards.
- : Following new legislation in Rouene, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Rouene at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list.
- : Rouene was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
- : Following new legislation in Rouene, citizens are abandoning their homes en masse in a widespread panic over asbestos.
- : Following new legislation in Rouene, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal.
- : Following new legislation in Rouene, the year's most anticipated show is "Great Deals on Delicious Meals".
- : Following new legislation in Rouene, reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors.
- : Rouene was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Rouene, sections of the police receive paramilitary training.
- : Following new legislation in Rouene, government officials across Rouene are being "encouraged" to adopt Lions to set an example for the populace.
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