The Commonwealth of Rothella is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Alcandar Andio with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 7.536 billion Rothellans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roana. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rothellan economy, worth a remarkable 1,057 trillion Ruros a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,387 Ruros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

They say that Rothellans made a dessert and called it peace, eating kids as food has been enshrined in law, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, and old fossils give the tours at the parliamentary museum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rothella's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Rothella is ranked 247,618^th in the world and 3^rd in Confederation of the Mediterranean for Most Extreme, scoring 6.29 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.