Population | 6.919 billion |
Capital | Rosaria |
Leader | Chancellor Lilly Magdalena Rose |
Currency | Nares |
Animal | Rose Bird |
The Nerasian Protectorate of Rosene is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chancellor Lilly Magdalena Rose with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 6.919 billion Roseneans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rosaria. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Rosenean economy, worth 733 trillion Nareses a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,081 Nareses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, and doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rosene's national animal is the Rose Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Rosene is ranked 179,527th in the world and 21st in Imperial Continent for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,053.73 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Rosene was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Rosene was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Rosene, doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license.
- : Following new legislation in Rosene, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
- : Following new legislation in Rosene, creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption.
- : Following new legislation in Rosene, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces.
- : Following new legislation in Rosene, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand.
- : Rosene was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Following new legislation in Rosene, carbon-footprint restrictions are making businesses walk.
- : Following new legislation in Rosene, liberals and conservatives try to disqualify each other's candidates on the grounds that "their ideas would never work in the real world".