The Empire of Rosaenia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Queen Cattleya with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.661 billion Rosaenians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Florentia. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Rosaenian economy, worth 168 trillion Rosenmarks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,447 Rosenmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction, demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked, Queen Cattleya has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, and the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rosaenia's national animal is the White-Tailed Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rosaenia is ranked 46,631^st in the world and 1^st in Circumference for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.2 law-abiding acts per hour.