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Most Influential: 3,078th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,146th Largest Publishing Industry: 6,207th
The Malachite Tribes of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Nature sucks
Chief Rorshrick Rorshtonshirewoodrorsh
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Rorston

Population1.61 billion

CapitalThe Garden of Circles
LeaderChief Rorshrick Rorshtonshirewoodrorsh
FaithThe Jade Ziggurat of Caos-Caos

CurrencyTyriom
AnimalPrismatic Bruthuzul

The Malachite Tribes of Rorston is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chief Rorshrick Rorshtonshirewoodrorsh with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.61 billion Gq'livzgurqkul'eizes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Garden of Circles. The average income tax rate is 79.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rorstonian economy, worth 233 trillion Tyrioms a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 145,327 Tyrioms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Gq'livzgurqkul'eizes any less frightened, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, and all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rorston's national animal is the Prismatic Bruthuzul, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Jade Ziggurat of Caos-Caos.

Rorston is ranked 52,667th in the world and 163rd in Forest for Highest Economic Output, with 233 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Influential: 3,078thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,146thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,207thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,835thMost Developed: 7,036thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,224thTop
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Most Pacifist: 7,558thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,712thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,861stNicest Citizens: 8,087thHighest Drug Use: 8,302ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,306thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,432ndBest Weather: 8,485thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,713thLowest Crime Rates: 9,131stMost Cultured: 9,435thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,451stSmartest Citizens: 9,989thSafest: 10,089thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,349thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,544thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,814thLargest Governments: 11,654thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,791stMost Inclusive: 11,972ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,221stHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,940thHighest Average Incomes: 13,289thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,465thRudest Citizens: 14,276thHealthiest Citizens: 14,515thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,556thMost Efficient Economies: 14,673rd
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 33rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Rorston was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Following new legislation in Rorston, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull.
  • : Following new legislation in Rorston, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Rorston, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Gq'livzgurqkul'eizes any less frightened.
  • : Following new legislation in Rorston, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
  • : Following new legislation in Rorston, most ambassadors from Rorston retire only a few years after being appointed.
  • : Rorston was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry and the Top 10% for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Rorston, The Garden of Circles has become the number one destination for urban exploration in Forest.
  • : Following new legislation in Rorston, protests are legal but strictly supervised.
  • : Following new legislation in Rorston, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble.

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