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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 361stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,039thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,187th
The Oppressed Peoples of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Truth is a lie, Oppression is liberation
All-father Boyuk Mohatelli
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Roridat

Population2.71 billion

CapitalPatriotica
LeaderAll-father Boyuk Mohatelli
FaithStatum Uber Alles

CurrencyBingo
AnimalEagle

The Oppressed Peoples of Roridat is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by All-father Boyuk Mohatelli with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.71 billion Roridatians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Patriotica. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Roridatian economy, worth 825 trillion Bingos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 304,503 Bingos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, and the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Patriotica. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roridat's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Statum Uber Alles.

Roridat is ranked 139,376th in the world and 3,871st in Osiris for Most Influential, scoring 49 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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1%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 361stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,039thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,187thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,348thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,576thHighest Average Incomes: 1,894thLargest Black Market: 1,988thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,158thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,269thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,414thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,528thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,777thLowest Crime Rates: 3,031stLargest Mining Sector: 3,120thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,892ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,178thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,540thFattest Citizens: 4,582ndLargest Governments: 5,394thMost Authoritarian: 5,548thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,729thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,755thMost Avoided: 5,879thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,220thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,481stHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,758thLargest Retail Industry: 8,586thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,029thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 11,533rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,170thMost Conservative: 13,528thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,623rdSmartest Citizens: 16,926thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,199thMost Extreme: 20,509thHighest Economic Output: 20,828th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 21st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 55th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 57th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 61st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 67th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 93rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 100th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 110th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 121st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 123rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 133rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 140th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 152nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 163rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 172nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 175th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 180th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 255th in the regionMost Extreme: 257th in the regionFattest Citizens: 269th in the regionLargest Governments: 284th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 289th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 315th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 361st in the regionMost Avoided: 375th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 443rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 448th in the regionMost Conservative: 498th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 522nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 534th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 557th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 572nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Roridat, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Patriotica.
  • : Following new legislation in Roridat, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.
  • : Roridat was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Roridat, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
  • : Following new legislation in Roridat, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
  • : Following new legislation in Roridat, it's best not to ask what goes into Patriotica Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices.
  • : Following new legislation in Roridat, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners.
  • : Roridat was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Roridat, the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons.
  • : Following new legislation in Roridat, Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead.

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