The Constitutional Monarchy of Rootsi is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 244 million Rootsians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 28.4%.

The strong Rootsian economy, worth 14.9 trillion kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 60,932 kronor, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Courtrooms can be a little sketchy, black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation, stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations, and Michelin-star chefs are being called on to prepare menus for six-year-olds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rootsi's national animal is the elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rootsi is ranked 251,419^th in the world and 113^th in Hive for Most Authoritarian, with 353.36 milliStalins.