The Kingdom of Root Brrrr is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working population of 153 million Root Brrrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 18.2%.

The Root Brrrrian economy, worth 7.94 trillion Fuzzzes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 51,877 Fuzzzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Root Brrrr's national animal is the Brrry, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Root Brrrr is ranked 207,559^th in the world and 9^th in Samoa for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 29.75 on the Bus Surprisal Index.