The Armed Republic of Ronimbonland is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Napoleon with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ban on automobiles, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 838 million Ronimbonlandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Paris. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Ronimbonlandian economy, worth 91.6 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 109,269 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 395,854 per year while the poor average 21,503, a ratio of 18.4 to 1.
Ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, and a milk bath costs more than bathing in money. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ronimbonland's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ronimbonland was endorsed by The Republic of Meadowfields.
- : Following new legislation in Ronimbonland, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money.
- : Following new legislation in Ronimbonland, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans.
- : Following new legislation in Ronimbonland, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market.
- : Following new legislation in Ronimbonland, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products.
- : Ronimbonland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "End Collective Punishment".
- : Following new legislation in Ronimbonland, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies.
- : Following new legislation in Ronimbonland, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach.
- : Following new legislation in Ronimbonland, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint.
- : Following new legislation in Ronimbonland, picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them.
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