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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,340th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,461st Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,748th
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We shall bring victory to Roneland
Supreme Commander
Influence
Envoy
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Roneland

Population2.415 billion

CapitalRoneland City
LeaderSupreme Commander

CurrencyRonz
AnimalGrey Wolf

The Dictatorship of Roneland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Commander with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, aversion to nipples, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.415 billion Ronelandins are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roneland City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Ronelandian economy, worth 367 trillion Ronzes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 152,324 Ronzes, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Immigrants who don't like the taste of Ronelandian Turnip Chips are immediately deported, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Roneland after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university, and parents receive hefty fines for telling kids to eat their vegetables. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roneland's national animal is the Grey Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Roneland is ranked 58,454th in the world and 16th in Salem for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,977.65 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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5%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,340thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,461stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,748thLargest Black Market: 5,301stMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,647thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,467thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,650thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,053rdTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,697thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,523rdLargest Mining Sector: 9,736thMost Devout: 10,179thLargest Governments: 11,828thHighest Average Incomes: 12,068thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,677thMost Avoided: 13,626thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,637thMost Efficient Economies: 15,070thLowest Crime Rates: 16,229thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,339thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,349th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Roneland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and the Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates and Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Roneland, parents receive hefty fines for telling kids to eat their vegetables.
  • : Following new legislation in Roneland, foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university.
  • : Following new legislation in Roneland, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Roneland after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
  • : Following new legislation in Roneland, immigrants who don't like the taste of Ronelandian Turnip Chips are immediately deported.
  • : Following new legislation in Roneland, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it.
  • : Following new legislation in Roneland, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods.
  • : Following new legislation in Roneland, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping.
  • : Following new legislation in Roneland, chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Roneland City's playgrounds.
  • : Roneland's influence in Salem rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".

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