The Grand Republic of Romynica is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Axel Rothberg with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.949 billion Romynicans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oberstdorf. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Romynican economy, worth a remarkable 1,252 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 104,832 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit, the government is avowedly secular, and pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Romynica's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Romynica is ranked 23,466^th in the world and 34^th in Eurth for Lowest Crime Rates, with 87.06 law-abiding acts per hour.