The Holy Empire of Rommanda is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Archduke Und Blaster Master Reivaj III with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, ban on automobiles, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.16 billion Rommandans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial Greater Parusia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Rommandan economy, worth an astonishing 12,582 trillion Kilos de Vergas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 656,689 Kilos de Vergas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime, Rommanda is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled, and it is written that heretics die and Archduke Und Blaster Master Reivaj III laughs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Rommanda's national animal is the Vergasaurio, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vale Verguismo.

Rommanda is ranked 85,453^rd in the world and 3,083^rd in Lazarus for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 2,475.53 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.