The Holy Empire of Rommanda is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Archduke Und Blaster Master Reivaj III with an iron fist, and notable for its lack of airports, avant-garde cinema, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.753 billion Rommandans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial Greater Parusia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Rommandan economy, worth an astonishing 15,041 trillion Caguamas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 691,463 Caguamas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, Rommanda is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner, and the tallest mountains are adorned with roller coasters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Rommanda's national animal is the Mazacuata, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Los consejos de Caguaman.

Rommanda is ranked 252,899^th in the world and 7,061^st in Lazarus for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.23 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.