The Holy Empire of Rommanda is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Archduke n Blaster Master Reivaj III with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, lack of airports, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.161 billion Rommandans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial Greater Parusia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Rommandan economy, worth a remarkable 9,787 trillion Kilos de Vergas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 605,606 Kilos de Vergas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government's official stance on scientific inquiry is 'there's no question so big that it can't be ignored', good-looking doctors are obliged by law to give foot rubs to Archduke n Blaster Master Reivaj III, people feel the most alone when among peers, and cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Archduke n Blaster Master Reivaj III's desk. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Rommanda's national animal is the Vergasaurio, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vale Verguismo.

Rommanda is ranked 23,516^th in the world and 1,461^st in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 79 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.