The Holy Empire of Rommanda is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Archduke Und Blaster Master Reivaj III with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, compulsory vegetarianism, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.558 billion Rommandans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial Greater Parusia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Rommandan economy, worth an astonishing 19,401 trillion Caguamas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 704,013 Caguamas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50, nations across the world are quick to praise Archduke Und Blaster Master Reivaj III's good looks and intellectual prowess, golden statues of Mazacuatas line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District, and military spending recently hit a new high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Rommanda's national animal is the Mazacuata, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Los consejos de Caguaman.

Rommanda is ranked 36,332^nd in the world and 2,094^th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 77 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.