The Holy Empire of Rommanda is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Archduke Und Blaster Master Reivaj III with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.676 billion Rommandans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial Greater Parusia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Rommandan economy, worth an astonishing 11,376 trillion Kilos de Vergas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 643,604 Kilos de Vergas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, and the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Rommanda's national animal is the Vergasaurio, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vale Verguismo.

Rommanda is ranked 187,509^th in the world and 6,906^th in Lazarus for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6.81 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.