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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,820thLargest Black Market: 16,874thMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,164th
The 😁Ballpene Hammer😁 of
Father Knows Best State
Almost Better Than Thor's Hammer
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population11.788 billion

Leadersir welsey hammelton III


The 😁Ballpene Hammer😁 of Romhammer is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by sir welsey hammelton III with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 11.788 billion Romhammerians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 32.7%.

The Romhammerian economy, worth 459 trillion Monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 39,020 Monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Sir welsey hammelton III has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, rumor has it that sir welsey hammelton III has won three lotteries in a row, and cremation is compulsory for the deceased. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force. Romhammer's national animal is the Vulture, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Romhammer is ranked 209,050th in the world and 3rd in The Seclusionist States of Skystock for Most Extreme, scoring 7.44 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,820thTop
Largest Black Market: 16,874thMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,164thNicest Citizens: 23,117th

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