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Largest Gambling Industry: 111thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 127thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 269th
The Colony of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Hăituită de procurori și de statul paralel
Influence
Contender
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Romarlania

Population18.083 billion

CapitalPetrovgrad
LeaderElena Udrea
Faithshopping and clubbing

Currencyșpag
Animalcurva blondă

The Colony of Romarlania is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Elena Udrea with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, unlimited-speed roads, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.083 billion Romārlans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petrovgrad. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Romārlanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,612 trillion șpags a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 255,077 șpags, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,370,877 per year while the poor average 2,528, a ratio of 937 to 1.

The nation's historic treasures have been sold off to Maxtopia's "Museum of Romārlanian Artifacts That They're Too Stupid to Appreciate", a new Brasilistani government has become a daily report on the main evening news, condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals, and nation-building is the new national pastime. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Romarlania's national animal is the curva blondă, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is shopping and clubbing.

Romarlania is ranked 209,810th in the world and 6th in Roumania for Longest Average Lifespans, with 23.82 Years.

Top
1%
Largest Gambling Industry: 111thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 127thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 269thHighest Crime Rates: 336thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 339thMost Armed: 383rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 400thLargest Insurance Industry: 407thMost Ignorant Citizens: 427thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 451stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 491stFattest Citizens: 545thMost Avoided: 595thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 630thMost Rebellious Youth: 800thHighest Disposable Incomes: 998thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,011thLargest Retail Industry: 1,401stLargest Mining Sector: 1,511thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,873rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,876thHighest Economic Output: 2,049thTop
5%
Highest Average Incomes: 3,217thMost Efficient Economies: 3,561stMost Devout: 3,629thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,413thNudest: 7,087thLargest Populations: 7,953rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,216thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,357thTop
10%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 10,988thLargest Black Market: 11,606thMost Pro-Market: 13,736thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,255thRudest Citizens: 18,842nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Romarlania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Romarlania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Romarlania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Romarlania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Romarlania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Romarlania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Romarlania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Romarlania's influence in Roumania rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • : Romarlania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Romarlania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.

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