The Third Republic of Romaniche is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Gabriel Aurelian with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, state-planned economy, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.793 billion Romanicheans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rosa-Bucoviche. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Romanichean economy, worth a remarkable 1,887 trillion Romans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 242,239 Romans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists visit Romaniche to mass-moon Romanichean politicians, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, new urban roads are threatening city parks, and for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Romaniche's national animal is the Romanichean Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Romaniche is ranked 7,882^nd in the world and 3^rd in Saeculum Obscurum for Most Secular, with 97.12 Atheism Rate.