| Population | 4.171 billion |
| Capital | Roma Dioecesis Columbiae |
| Leader | Imperator Georgius Maxentius Caesar |
| Faith | Roman Catholicism |
| Currency | Nummus Aureus |
| Animal | Capitoline She-Wolf |
The Imperium of Roman American is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Imperator Georgius Maxentius Caesar with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 4.171 billion Roman Americans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roma Dioecesis Columbiae. The average income tax rate is 89.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Roman American economy, worth 572 trillion Nummus Aureuses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 137,239 Nummus Aureuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The people's love for Imperator Georgius Maxentius Caesar is little more than self-preservation, companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes, footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, and small patches of desolate land across the world are part of Roman American sovereign territory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roman American's national animal is the Capitoline She-Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
Roman American is ranked 8,938th in the world and 3rd in Roma Invicta for Lowest Crime Rates, with 103.18 law-abiding acts per hour.
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Roman American was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Roman American, small patches of desolate land across the world are part of Roman American sovereign territory.
- : Following new legislation in Roman American, footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance.
- : Following new legislation in Roman American, companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes.
- : Following new legislation in Roman American, the people's love for Imperator Georgius Maxentius Caesar is little more than self-preservation.
- : Roman American was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Roman American, faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers.
- : Following new legislation in Roman American, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.
- : Following new legislation in Roman American, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.
- : Following new legislation in Roman American, the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs.
