The Imperia of Romaian is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Ioannis IV with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.624 billion Romaians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Defense, and Environment also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinoupoli. The average income tax rate is 44.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Romaian economy, worth a remarkable 1,984 trillion Lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 206,154 Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Romaian, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, and pros are the new cons. Crime is totally unknown. Romaian's national animal is the Double-headed eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox Christianity.

Romaian is ranked 201,978^th in the world and 1^st in Estaria for Most Authoritarian, with 257.5 milliStalins.