The Imperia of Romaian is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Ioannis IV with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.556 billion Romaians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinoupoli. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Romaian economy, worth a remarkable 1,387 trillion Lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 211,706 Lire, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 651,679 per year while the poor average 53,131, a ratio of 12.3 to 1.

The government seems embarrassed to be seen governing, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, and the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Emperor Ioannis IV Pics" has made Emperor Ioannis IV's mom a celebrity. Crime is totally unknown. Romaian's national animal is the Double-headed eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox Christianity.

Romaian is ranked 18,107^th in the world and 1^st in Estaria for Most Politically Free, scoring 79.81 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.