The Empire of Romaia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Ioannis IV with a fair hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.345 billion Romaians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinoupoli. The average income tax rate is 47.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Romaian economy, worth 212 trillion Lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,770 Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, the majority of the country's traffic wardens have been sacked overnight, politicians demand do-overs when they don't agree with election outcomes, and all recreational drugs are legal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Romaia's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox Christianity.

Romaia is ranked 32,266^th in the world and 8^th in Kali Yuga for Smartest Citizens, with 47.26 quips per hour.