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Most Primitive: 132nd Most Ignorant Citizens: 352nd Most Devout: 721st
The Holy Theocracy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Praise lord Him
Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Rolana

Population7.092 billion

CapitalChurch Land
LeaderGod
Faithall of them

CurrencyAlpinat
AnimalLamb

The Holy Theocracy of Rolana is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by God with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, national health service, and lack of airports. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.092 billion Rolanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Environment and Industry also on the agenda, while Healthcare and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Church Land. The average income tax rate is 7.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Rolanian economy, worth 367 trillion Alpinats a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 51,826 Alpinats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil, and the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region. Crime is well under control, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Rolana's national animal is the Lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is all of them.

Rolana is ranked 174,086th in the world and 7th in Leppikanian Puppet Storage for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -36.44 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Most Primitive: 132ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 352ndMost Devout: 721stTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,349thBest Weather: 3,976thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,013thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,211thMost Pacifist: 7,145thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,675thMost Cultured: 10,761stLargest Black Market: 12,117thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,529thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,150thMost Income Equality: 14,722ndMost Authoritarian: 15,918thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 16,785th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Rolana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Rolana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Rolana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Rolana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Rolana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Rolana's influence in Leppikanian Puppet Storage rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Rolana was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : The Vast Bureaucracy of Taxeria was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Rolana, curing 1 million infected.
  • : The Dictatorship of Lepp was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Rolana, curing 1 million infected.
  • : The Sodium-Titanium Oxynitride of The Scientific Isles was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Rolana, curing 1 million infected.

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