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Most Advanced Public Education: 1,645thMost Inclusive: 1,840thMost Developed: 1,941st
The Theacracy of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Fe Fi Fou
Influence
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Rokaku

Population8.699 billion

CapitalPionku
LeaderImperator San
FaithNa˙cadasal

CurrencyMohr
Animalzazzora

The Theacracy of Rokaku is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Imperator San with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.699 billion Rokakuans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pionku. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Rokakuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,530 trillion Mohrs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 175,963 Mohrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, and bins outnumber trees in city parks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rokaku's national animal is the zazzora, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Na˙cadasal.

Rokaku is ranked 134,204th in the world and 5,289th in The East Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 582.64 milliStalins.

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Most Advanced Public Education: 1,645thMost Inclusive: 1,840thMost Developed: 1,941stMost Cultured: 2,034thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 2,460thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,604thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,623rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,757thNicest Citizens: 2,859thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,935thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,016thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,091stLowest Crime Rates: 3,113thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,137thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,147thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,212thMost Pacifist: 3,237thLargest Governments: 3,294thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,401stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,488thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,752ndMost Influential: 3,802ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,825thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,901stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,909thHealthiest Citizens: 4,052ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,310thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,340thSafest: 5,226thMost Efficient Economies: 6,980thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,027thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,897thHighest Average Incomes: 8,955thHighest Economic Output: 10,592ndTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,943rdBest Weather: 16,550th
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Most Advanced Public Education: 36th in the regionMost Cultured: 43rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 61st in the regionMost Developed: 61st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 65th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 65th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 72nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 73rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 77th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 77th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 80th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 80th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 80th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 83rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 87th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 91st in the regionNicest Citizens: 94th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 103rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 104th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 105th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 106th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 108th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 108th in the regionMost Pacifist: 118th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 125th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 136th in the regionSafest: 154th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 168th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 170th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 214th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 222nd in the regionMost Influential: 236th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 240th in the regionLargest Populations: 242nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 259th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 377th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 514th in the regionBest Weather: 549th in the regionMost Secular: 863rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Rokaku, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Rokaku, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.
  • : Following new legislation in Rokaku, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Rokaku, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award.
  • : Following new legislation in Rokaku, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Rokaku, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers.
  • : Following new legislation in Rokaku, Imperator San's speeches are beloved by insomniacs.
  • : Following new legislation in Rokaku, Imperator San's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.
  • : Following new legislation in Rokaku, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm.
  • : Following new legislation in Rokaku, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world.

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