by Max Barry

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Most Pacifist: 2,737thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,983rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,723rd
The Soviet Socialist Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Workers of the world, unite!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Rohvenn

Population1.591 billion

CapitalMyshkingrad
LeaderValeri Kharlamov

Currencyruble
Animalbrown bear

The Soviet Socialist Republic of Rohvenn is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Valeri Kharlamov with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.591 billion Rohvennians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Myshkingrad. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rohvennian economy, worth 214 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 134,806 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is funneling billions into Cape Rohvenn following the shuttle crash, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, facial disfigurement is a leading cause of supervillainy, and large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rohvenn's national animal is the brown bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rohvenn is ranked 4,289th in the world and 141st in The Communist Bloc for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 7,212.86 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Pacifist: 2,737thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,983rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,723rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,770thNicest Citizens: 3,850thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,949thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,289thMost Inclusive: 4,660thMost Influential: 5,394thBest Weather: 5,436thSafest: 6,171stHealthiest Citizens: 6,418thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,693rdHighest Food Quality: 6,695thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,711thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,716thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,295thMost Developed: 7,754thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,163rdMost Beautiful Environments: 8,572ndMost Advanced Public Education: 8,718thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,930thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,969thSmartest Citizens: 10,065thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,287thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,599thLargest Governments: 10,718thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,801stLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,264thMost Secular: 12,504thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,771stTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 13,589thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,227thMost Efficient Economies: 14,707thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,656thMost Cultured: 16,745thHighest Average Incomes: 19,935thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,584th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 42nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 63rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 72nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 86th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 102nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 104th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 105th in the regionMost Inclusive: 121st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 122nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 126th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 129th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 130th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 139th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 141st in the regionSafest: 142nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 144th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 147th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 148th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 149th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 157th in the regionMost Developed: 168th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 174th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Rohvenn, large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children.
  • : Following new legislation in Rohvenn, facial disfigurement is a leading cause of supervillainy.
  • : Following new legislation in Rohvenn, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption.
  • : Rohvenn was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • : Rohvenn was endorsed by The Union of Exania.
  • : Following new legislation in Rohvenn, the government is funneling billions into Cape Rohvenn following the shuttle crash.
  • : Following new legislation in Rohvenn, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
  • : Following new legislation in Rohvenn, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows.
  • : Following new legislation in Rohvenn, the explosive fireball of the disintegrating space shuttle has devastated Cape Rohvenn.
  • : Rohvenn voted against the World Assembly Resolution "International Maxtopia Day".

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