The Commonwealth of Roenland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Worker Councils with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.408 billion Roenlandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goetheburg. The average income tax rate is 74.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Roenlandian economy, worth 217 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 90,232 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, children are raised bilingual from an early age, and space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roenland's national animal is the roe deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Roenland is ranked 5,947^th in the world and 56^th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,378.51 on the Clooney Contribution Index.