The Utopian Kingdom of the Union of Roendavar is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Celion Faunus Eleos Caenalren Iralethias with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful population of 17.269 billion Roendavareils enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dociara City. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Roendavarian economy, worth a remarkable 3,957 trillion Roendavarian Areus a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 229,169 Roendavarian Areus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schoolyard bullying has a tendency to escalate, interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBR Governor goes house hunting, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, and every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government. Crime is totally unknown. Roendavar's national animal is the Great Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protacism.

Roendavar is ranked 117,307^th in the world and 59^th in The Western Isles for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,600.16 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.