The Utopian Kingdom of the Union of Roendavar is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Celion Faunus Eleos Caenalren Iralethias with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.027 billion Roendavareils enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dociara City. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Roendavarian economy, worth a remarkable 2,234 trillion Roendavarian Areus a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 222,891 Roendavarian Areus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, walking to the local pizza parlour earns a lovely sports participation ribbon, and manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition. Crime is totally unknown. Roendavar's national animal is the Great Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protacism.

Roendavar is ranked 214,483^rd in the world and 185^th in The Western Isles for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.31 kickbacks per hour.