The Utopian Kingdom of the Union of Roendavar is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Celion Faunus Eleos Caenalren Iralethias with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.181 billion Roendavaris enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dociara City. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Roendavarian economy, worth a remarkable 2,038 trillion Roendavarian Areils a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 222,087 Roendavarian Areils, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, and children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work. Crime is totally unknown. Roendavar's national animal is the Great Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protacism.

Roendavar is ranked 51,824^th in the world and 48^th in The Western Isles for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,699.84 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.