by Max Barry

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,656th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,369th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,109th
The Supreme State of
Father Knows Best State
What is that?
Some dude that lives under a rock
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.293 billion

CapitalTipsie Tree
LeaderSome dude that lives under a rock

Animalgolden cormorant

The Supreme State of Rockplantia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Some dude that lives under a rock with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, lack of airports, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.293 billion Rockplantians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tipsie Tree. The average income tax rate is 18.6%.

The strong Rockplantian economy, worth 135 trillion lire a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,223 lire, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains, misbehaving golden cormorants deemed dangerous to the public are shot and hanged by the town hall as a warning to others, and school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Rockplantia's national animal is the golden cormorant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rockplantia is ranked 123,407th in the world and 5,288th in Lazarus for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 38.97 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,656thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,369thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,109thMost Primitive: 7,952ndTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,345thMost Ignorant Citizens: 9,722ndMost Rebellious Youth: 12,015thHighest Crime Rates: 13,145thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,983rdLargest Black Market: 16,650th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 156th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 217th in the regionMost Primitive: 347th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 361st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 389th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 522nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 590th in the region

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