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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,140thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,809thNudest: 10,827th
The Theocracy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Pride And Industry
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Rochelle Rockwell

Population3.1 billion

CapitalVictoria

Currencymarka
Animalmanatee

The Theocracy of Rochelle Rockwell is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, avowedly heterosexual populace, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.1 billion Rochelle Rockwellians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Victoria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Rochelle Rockwellian economy, worth 386 trillion markas a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,539 markas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 363,300 per year while the poor average 33,733, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

There's more pink stuff on sale these days, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, and victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rochelle Rockwell's national animal is the manatee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Rochelle Rockwell is ranked 17,159th in the world and 152nd in Herta Space Station for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 8,869.74 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,140thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 8,809thNudest: 10,827thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,267thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,632ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,159thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,011thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,592ndLargest Black Market: 19,597thMost Rebellious Youth: 19,697thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,000thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,733rdMost Efficient Economies: 21,395thMost Devout: 22,205thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 26,135thMost Patriotic: 26,650th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 44th in the regionLargest Black Market: 50th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 59th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 63rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 74th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 89th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 147th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 152nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 178th in the regionMost Stationary: 179th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 184th in the regionLargest Populations: 207th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 236th in the regionMost Cultured: 251st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 256th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Rochelle Rockwell was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Rochelle Rockwell, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Rochelle Rockwell, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions.
  • : Following new legislation in Rochelle Rockwell, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery.
  • : Rochelle Rockwell was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Rochelle Rockwell, there's more pink stuff on sale these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Rochelle Rockwell, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case.
  • : Following new legislation in Rochelle Rockwell, nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high.
  • : Following new legislation in Rochelle Rockwell, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation.
  • : Following new legislation in Rochelle Rockwell, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show.

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