Population | 3.1 billion |
Capital | Victoria |
Currency | marka |
Animal | manatee |
The Theocracy of Rochelle Rockwell is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, avowedly heterosexual populace, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.1 billion Rochelle Rockwellians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Victoria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Rochelle Rockwellian economy, worth 386 trillion markas a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,539 markas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 363,300 per year while the poor average 33,733, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.
There's more pink stuff on sale these days, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, and victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rochelle Rockwell's national animal is the manatee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
Rochelle Rockwell is ranked 17,159th in the world and 152nd in Herta Space Station for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 8,869.74 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Rochelle Rockwell was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Following new legislation in Rochelle Rockwell, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians.
- : Following new legislation in Rochelle Rockwell, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions.
- : Following new legislation in Rochelle Rockwell, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery.
- : Rochelle Rockwell was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Rochelle Rockwell, there's more pink stuff on sale these days.
- : Following new legislation in Rochelle Rockwell, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case.
- : Following new legislation in Rochelle Rockwell, nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high.
- : Following new legislation in Rochelle Rockwell, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation.
- : Following new legislation in Rochelle Rockwell, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show.