by Max Barry

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,970thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,150thMost Conservative: 7,765th
The Pagan Retribution of
Iron Fist Consumerists
What... you dare bribe Santa?
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Robot Santa Claus

Population1.429 billion

CapitalNew New New york
LeaderRobot Santa Claus

Currencykill
Animalelf

The Pagan Retribution of Robot Santa Claus is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Robot Santa Claus with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, avant-garde cinema, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.429 billion Robot Santa Clausians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New New New york. The average income tax rate is 44.1%.

The Robot Santa Clausian economy, worth 82.3 trillion kills a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 57,604 kills, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people, books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy, Robot Santa Claus has just been declared ruler of Robot Santa Claus in an international press conference, and it's scientifically provable that Robot Santa Clausian guys don't know how to make a woman happy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Robot Santa Claus's national animal is the elf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Robot Santa Claus is ranked 80,692nd in the world and 2nd in North Pole for Most Influential, scoring 196 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,970thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,150thMost Conservative: 7,765thMost Authoritarian: 8,027thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,020thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 19,298thMost Secular: 21,570th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Robot Santa Claus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Robot Santa Claus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Robot Santa Claus, it's scientifically provable that Robot Santa Clausian guys don't know how to make a woman happy.
  • : Robot Santa Claus's influence in North Pole rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : Robot Santa Claus changed its national leader to "Robot Santa Claus".
  • : Following new legislation in Robot Santa Claus, Robot Santa Claus has just been declared ruler of Robot Santa Claus in an international press conference.
  • : Following new legislation in Robot Santa Claus, books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy.
  • : Following new legislation in Robot Santa Claus, rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people.
  • : Following new legislation in Robot Santa Claus, property owners are terrified of pigeons nesting in their buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Robot Santa Claus, it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit.

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