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Most Conservative: 3,902nd Most Avoided: 8,248th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,979th
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
OBEY OR DIE
Influence
Auxiliary
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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ROBOSARU

Population897 million

CapitalAlpha Tower
LeaderAlpha Bunny

Currencymineral
Animalhare

The Dictatorship of ROBOSARU is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Alpha Bunny with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 897 million ROBOSARUians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alpha Tower. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.6%.

The strong ROBOSARUian economy, worth 57.9 trillion minerals a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 64,595 minerals, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

Life-saving resuscitation is denied based on decades-old teenage diaries that declare "I want to die before I get old", a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and some say Alpha Bunny has gone MAD after authorizing the development of apocalyptic biological weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ROBOSARU's national animal is the hare, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

ROBOSARU is ranked 159,806th in the world and 16th in Cardly Working for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -11.22 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Conservative: 3,902ndMost Avoided: 8,248thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,979thMost Authoritarian: 11,310thLargest Mining Sector: 11,537thMost Ignorant Citizens: 13,317thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,130thMost Extreme: 14,793rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,236thLargest Insurance Industry: 16,251st
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Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : ROBOSARU's influence in Cardly Working fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
  • : ROBOSARU was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in ROBOSARU, some say Alpha Bunny has gone MAD after authorizing the development of apocalyptic biological weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in ROBOSARU, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in ROBOSARU, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision.
  • : Following new legislation in ROBOSARU, life-saving resuscitation is denied based on decades-old teenage diaries that declare "I want to die before I get old".
  • : Following new legislation in ROBOSARU, the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across ROBOSARU.
  • : Following new legislation in ROBOSARU, apprentice builders get teased for wearing hard hats.
  • : Following new legislation in ROBOSARU, there is no other place with more lab coats per square mile than former houses of worship.
  • : Following new legislation in ROBOSARU, randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport.

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