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Most Ignorant Citizens: 890thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,186thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,557th
The Dictatorship of
Corporate Police State
Might Makes Right
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Robizents

Population3.912 billion

Currencydollar
Animaldugong

The Dictatorship of Robizents is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, pith helmet sales, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.912 billion Robizentsians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Education receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Robizentsian economy, worth 569 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 145,566 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,196,365 per year while the poor average 3,717, a ratio of 321 to 1.

Male celebrity chefs are laughed at for their lack of manliness, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, Robizentsians have replaced bears in a popular idiom, and citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Robizents's national animal is the dugong, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Robizents is ranked 71,096th in the world and 410th in the West Pacific for Most Stationary, with 669.31879385792 days.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 890thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,186thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,557thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,849thMost Avoided: 2,163rdFattest Citizens: 2,276thMost Armed: 2,692ndMost Primitive: 2,771stLargest Gambling Industry: 2,797thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 4,790thLargest Retail Industry: 4,834thMost Conservative: 5,077thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,688thLargest Mining Sector: 6,031stMost Corrupt Governments: 7,057thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,595thMost Devout: 9,777thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,869thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,106thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,529thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17,417thLargest Black Market: 19,449thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23,735thMost Patriotic: 23,906thHighest Average Incomes: 23,913th
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 16th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 26th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 28th in the regionMost Primitive: 31st in the regionMost Armed: 32nd in the regionMost Avoided: 35th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 43rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 45th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 63rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 67th in the regionMost Devout: 70th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 76th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 83rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 93rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 98th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 100th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 107th in the regionMost Conservative: 114th in the regionLargest Black Market: 139th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 199th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 215th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 218th in the regionRudest Citizens: 269th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 274th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 300th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 303rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 334th in the regionMost Extreme: 353rd in the regionMost Stationary: 410th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 423rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Robizents was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Robizents was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Robizents, citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing.
  • : Following new legislation in Robizents, Robizentsians have replaced bears in a popular idiom.
  • : Following new legislation in Robizents, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
  • : Following new legislation in Robizents, male celebrity chefs are laughed at for their lack of manliness.
  • : Following new legislation in Robizents, pre-eclampsia in pregnancy is treated with encouragement to take "long soothing walks".
  • : Following new legislation in Robizents, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form.
  • : Following new legislation in Robizents, requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions.
  • : Following new legislation in Robizents, Robizentsian TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries.

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