Population | 3.912 billion |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | dugong |
The Dictatorship of Robizents is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, pith helmet sales, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.912 billion Robizentsians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Education receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Robizentsian economy, worth 569 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 145,566 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,196,365 per year while the poor average 3,717, a ratio of 321 to 1.
Male celebrity chefs are laughed at for their lack of manliness, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, Robizentsians have replaced bears in a popular idiom, and citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Robizents's national animal is the dugong, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Robizents is ranked 71,096th in the world and 410th in the West Pacific for Most Stationary, with 669.31879385792 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Robizents was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Robizents was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Following new legislation in Robizents, citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing.
- : Following new legislation in Robizents, Robizentsians have replaced bears in a popular idiom.
- : Following new legislation in Robizents, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
- : Following new legislation in Robizents, male celebrity chefs are laughed at for their lack of manliness.
- : Following new legislation in Robizents, pre-eclampsia in pregnancy is treated with encouragement to take "long soothing walks".
- : Following new legislation in Robizents, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form.
- : Following new legislation in Robizents, requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions.
- : Following new legislation in Robizents, Robizentsian TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries.