The Queendom of Robin and Lyn is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Lyn with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.507 billion subjects of Queen Lyn are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astrali. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Lynian economy, worth a remarkable 1,742 trillion coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 183,299 coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 558,242 per year while the poor average 46,711, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

The horniness of the great-horned penguin is considered a national priority, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, swarms of present-laden delivery drones blot out the sun before major holidays, and the climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Robin and Lyn's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Sacae.

Robin and Lyn is ranked 165,918^th in the world and 1,846^th in Ambition for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 1,882.82 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.