by Max Barry

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Population25.872 billion

CapitalPort Robbins
LeaderRon Burgundy

CurrencyBeaver Pelt

The Contrived Inhibition of Robbinston is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ron Burgundy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, ban on automobiles, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 25.872 billion Robbinstonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Robbins. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Robbinstonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,623 trillion Beaver Pelts a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,757 Beaver Pelts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is a dearth of space for new houses, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, and government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons. Crime is totally unknown. Robbinston's national animal is the lemur, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Whataboutism.

Robbinston is ranked 3,148th in the world and 119th in the West Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 28,326 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Nudest: 80thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,060thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 2,388thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,850thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,890thMost Influential: 3,148thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,289thBest Weather: 3,410thLargest Populations: 3,414thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,212thMost Cultured: 4,526thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,879thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,500thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,915thSmartest Citizens: 9,095thHighest Economic Output: 9,840thTop
Most Stationary: 11,737thHighest Drug Use: 15,985thHealthiest Citizens: 19,685thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,656thSafest: 21,466thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,858th
Nudest: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22nd in the regionLargest Populations: 29th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 53rd in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 63rd in the regionBest Weather: 80th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 91st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 96th in the regionMost Cultured: 106th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 112th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 115th in the regionMost Influential: 119th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 127th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 136th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 151st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 171st in the regionMost Stationary: 183rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 205th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 463rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 480th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 521st in the regionLargest Black Market: 585th in the region

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