The Contrived Inhibition of Robbinston is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ron Burgundy with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, enforced nudity, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 27.441 billion Robbinstonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Robbins. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Robbinstonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,756 trillion Beaver Pelts a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 63,996 Beaver Pelts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
There is a dearth of space for new houses, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, and government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Robbinston's national animal is the lemur, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Whataboutism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Robbinston was endorsed by The People's Republic of Parasang.
- : Robbinston was endorsed by The Federation of Terra Socialiste.
- : Robbinston was endorsed by The Omnipresent Baby of Doom of Varanius.
- : Robbinston was endorsed by The Holy Red Factory of Aluminum Oxynitride.
- : Robbinston endorsed The Commonwealth of Yldania.
- : Robbinston endorsed The Constitutional Monarchy of Morachia.
- : Robbinston endorsed The Federal Republic of Santos-Dominius.
- : Robbinston endorsed The Collective Machinery of Free Radio States.
- : Robbinston endorsed The Holy Red Factory of Aluminum Oxynitride.
- : Robbinston endorsed The Dictatorship of THENEWWAVE.
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