by Max Barry

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Population23.861 billion

CapitalPort Robbins
LeaderRon Burgundy

CurrencyBeaver Pelt

The Contrived Inhibition of Robbinston is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ron Burgundy with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 23.861 billion Robbinstonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Robbins. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Robbinstonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,430 trillion Beaver Pelts a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 59,931 Beaver Pelts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

There is a dearth of space for new houses, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, and government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons. Crime is totally unknown. Robbinston's national animal is the lemur, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Zoroastrianism.

Robbinston is ranked 95,268th in the world and 3,780th in the West Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 42.71 on the Rand Index.

Nudest: 53rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,428thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,262ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,585thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,102ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,317thLargest Populations: 3,554thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,751stMost Influential: 3,804thBest Weather: 3,910thMost Cultured: 4,606thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,311thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,342ndMost Advanced Public Education: 6,869thHighest Drug Use: 7,059thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,840thTop
Smartest Citizens: 9,287thHighest Economic Output: 9,619thMost Stationary: 13,659th
Nudest: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 28th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 29th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 47th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 59th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 83rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 87th in the regionBest Weather: 89th in the regionMost Influential: 95th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 107th in the regionMost Cultured: 117th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 123rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 127th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 128th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 153rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 158th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 161st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 229th in the regionMost Stationary: 238th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 558th in the regionLargest Black Market: 611th in the regionMost Developed: 654th in the region

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