by Max Barry

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Nudest: 69thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 890thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,356th
The Contrived Inhibition of
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Population27.441 billion

CapitalPort Robbins
LeaderRon Burgundy

CurrencyBeaver Pelt

The Contrived Inhibition of Robbinston is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ron Burgundy with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, enforced nudity, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 27.441 billion Robbinstonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Robbins. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Robbinstonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,756 trillion Beaver Pelts a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 63,996 Beaver Pelts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is a dearth of space for new houses, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, and government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Robbinston's national animal is the lemur, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Whataboutism.

Robbinston is ranked 4,407th in the world and 93rd in the West Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 18,503.14 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Nudest: 69thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 890thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 2,356thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,039thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,046thBest Weather: 3,309thLargest Populations: 3,350thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,466thMost Influential: 3,507thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,407thMost Cultured: 4,668thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,998thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,408thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,958thHighest Food Quality: 8,281stSmartest Citizens: 9,341stHighest Economic Output: 9,970thMost Stationary: 10,636thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,025thHighest Drug Use: 16,463rdLongest Average Lifespans: 19,619thHealthiest Citizens: 19,664thSafest: 21,235th
Nudest: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18th in the regionLargest Populations: 28th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 46th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 61st in the regionBest Weather: 68th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 93rd in the regionMost Influential: 96th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 96th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 100th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 100th in the regionMost Cultured: 101st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 119th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 140th in the regionMost Stationary: 157th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 170th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 172nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 195th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 200th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 308th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 436th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 441st in the regionSafest: 557th in the region

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