The Contrived Inhibition of Robbinston is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ron Burgundy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, ban on automobiles, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 25.872 billion Robbinstonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Robbins. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Robbinstonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,623 trillion Beaver Pelts a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,757 Beaver Pelts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
There is a dearth of space for new houses, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, and government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons. Crime is totally unknown. Robbinston's national animal is the lemur, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Whataboutism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Robbinston was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Robbinston was endorsed by The Western Protectorate of Dalimbar.
- : Robbinston was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
- : Robbinston was endorsed by The Republic of Dominguez Hills.
- : Robbinston was endorsed by The Matriarchy of Newfieisland.
- : Robbinston endorsed The Federation of Av Libertas Vindex.
- : Robbinston endorsed The Empire of Irvinovia.
- : Robbinston endorsed The Holy Republic of Fhaengshia.
- : Robbinston endorsed The Republic of Thevinia.
- : Robbinston endorsed The Federal Republic of Santos-Dominius.
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