by Max Barry

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Least Corrupt Governments: 2,829th Safest: 4,927th Most Pacifist: 6,345th
The Prime Minister of
Left-wing Utopia
Reinventing the Wheel over and over again
Jonathan Relean
Prime Minister
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.603 billion

LeaderJonathan Relean

AnimalLeft-Handed Chicken

The Prime Minister of Roavin is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Jonathan Relean with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.603 billion Roavinians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Namartis. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Roavinian economy, worth 579 trillion Johtirs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,822 Johtirs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work, the "blue screen of death" forces many trials to be either aborted or restarted, and primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roavin's national animal is the Left-Handed Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Roavin is ranked 151,766th in the world and 6,972nd in the South Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -8.12 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Least Corrupt Governments: 2,829thSafest: 4,927thMost Pacifist: 6,345thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,418thMost Influential: 7,482ndLargest Welfare Programs: 8,304thTop
Most Inclusive: 9,350thBest Weather: 9,828thNudest: 11,229thNicest Citizens: 11,349thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,764thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,348thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,945thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,679thMost Secular: 13,763rdHealthiest Citizens: 13,939thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,214thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,789thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,860thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,901stMost Income Equality: 15,378thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,689thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,397thSmartest Citizens: 16,565thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,147th
Least Corrupt Governments: 107th in the regionSafest: 152nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 171st in the regionMost Pacifist: 221st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 229th in the regionNudest: 281st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 283rd in the regionBest Weather: 307th in the regionLargest Populations: 336th in the regionMost Inclusive: 352nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 367th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 374th in the regionNicest Citizens: 379th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 383rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 387th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 402nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 410th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 411th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 414th in the regionMost Stationary: 440th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 452nd in the regionMost Secular: 457th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 465th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 470th in the regionLargest Governments: 493rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 500th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 501st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 501st in the regionMost Influential: 548th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 609th in the regionMost Cultured: 650th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 692nd in the region

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