The Asphalt Trippers of Roadkill-Cafe is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Rowdy Roadie Rhodes with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.267 billion Roadkill-Cafe patrons are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the next town. The average income tax rate is 11.8%.

The strong Roadkill-Cafe economy, worth 471 trillion road trips a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,874 road trips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, and the holiest shrine in Kitchianity is on another world. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Roadkill-Cafe's national animal is the carry-out customer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Kitchianity.

Roadkill-Cafe is ranked 46,073^rd in the world and 1^st in Route 66 for Highest Crime Rates, with 14.31 crimes per hour.