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Most Primitive: 4,020thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,876thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,564th
The Asphalt Trippers of
Father Knows Best State
Can't wait to get back on the road again, my friend....
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Superpower
Founder
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Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Roadkill-Cafe

Population7.267 billion

Capitalthe next town
LeaderRowdy Roadie Rhodes
FaithKitchianity

Currencyroad trip
Animalcarry-out customer

The Asphalt Trippers of Roadkill-Cafe is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Rowdy Roadie Rhodes with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.267 billion Roadkill-Cafe patrons are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the next town. The average income tax rate is 11.8%.

The strong Roadkill-Cafe economy, worth 471 trillion road trips a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,874 road trips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, and the holiest shrine in Kitchianity is on another world. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Roadkill-Cafe's national animal is the carry-out customer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Kitchianity.

Roadkill-Cafe is ranked 46,073rd in the world and 1st in Route 66 for Highest Crime Rates, with 14.31 crimes per hour.

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Most Primitive: 4,020thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,876thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,564thMost Devout: 8,042ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,867thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 16,381stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18,070th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Roadkill-Cafe changed its national motto to "Can't wait to get back on the road again, my friend....".
  • : Roadkill-Cafe lodged a message on the Route 66 Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Roadkill-Cafe, the holiest shrine in Kitchianity is on another world.
  • : Following new legislation in Roadkill-Cafe, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in Roadkill-Cafe, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies.
  • : Following new legislation in Roadkill-Cafe, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets.
  • : Following new legislation in Roadkill-Cafe, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons.
  • : Following new legislation in Roadkill-Cafe, standing on one leg in public is a criminal offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Roadkill-Cafe, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
  • : Following new legislation in Roadkill-Cafe, the next town's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.

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