The Boaty Congratulatory Ship of RMSboatymcboatface is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Featured XVII with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 3.091 billion Crewmembers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Featuria. The average income tax rate is 55.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong RMSboatymcboatfacean economy, worth 147 trillion Featured Lactose-Free Cakes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,768 Featured Lactose-Free Cakes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, and politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RMSboatymcboatface's national animal is the Featured Pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Featurism.

RMSboatymcboatface is ranked 99,317^th in the world and 7^th in Germanic Federation for Most Politically Free, scoring 64.38 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.