The Congratulatory Ship of RMSboatymcboatface is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Featured XVII with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 2.461 billion Crewmembers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government is primarily concerned with Education, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Featuria. The average income tax rate is 43.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong RMSboatymcboatfacean economy, worth 106 trillion Featured Lactose-Free Cakes a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,367 Featured Lactose-Free Cakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms, treason is relative, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country, and the price of freedom is about half a million Featured Lactose-Free Cakes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RMSboatymcboatface's national animal is the Featured Pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Featurism.

RMSboatymcboatface is ranked 91,274^th in the world and 7^th in Tsumonrin for Most Primitive, scoring -38.99 on the Scary Big Number Scale.