The People's Republic of Riotania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Overseer van Riot with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.19 billion Riotanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Prestatyn. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Riotanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,202 trillion Cashdollas a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,992 Cashdollas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Intelligence services are renowned for their godless ways, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes, only persecuted professionals need apply, and Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts. Crime is totally unknown. Riotania's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Riotania is ranked 280,848^th in the world and 890^th in United Kingdom for Fattest Citizens, with 6.68 Obesity Rate.