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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,900thBest Weather: 4,252ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,510th
The United Provinces of
Father Knows Best State
En Unión y Libertad
Influence
Eminence Grise
Secretario General
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Rio de la Plata

Population8.637 billion

CapitalTrinidad

Currencypeso
Animalhornero

The United Provinces of Rio de la Plata is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 8.637 billion rioplatenses are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trinidad. The average income tax rate is 89.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient rioplatense economy, worth 686 trillion pesos a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is dominated by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 79,467 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dozens of viewers tune in weekly to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on rioplatense radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every rioplatense grocery store, and the government is a law unto itself. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rio de la Plata's national animal is the hornero, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rio de la Plata is ranked 21,362nd in the world and 5th in Latinoamerica Libre for Most Stationary, with 896.12503064628 Days.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 11,728thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,868thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,563rdMost Developed: 15,066thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,235thLowest Crime Rates: 16,849thNicest Citizens: 19,682ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,502ndMost Stationary: 21,362ndLargest Governments: 21,968th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the region

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