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Largest Populations: 4,080th Largest Agricultural Sector: 6,433rd Highest Economic Output: 9,010th
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Rio Cana

Population22.327 billion

CapitalSão Luís
LeaderGeneral Rodriguez
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyRio Cana Peso

The Republic of Rio Cana is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by General Rodriguez with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical population of 22.327 billion Rio Canans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of São Luís. The average income tax rate is 64.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Rio Canan economy, worth a remarkable 1,490 trillion Rio Cana Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 66,745 Rio Cana Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's never "just a game" with Rio Canan sports fans, school uniforms are compulsory, garden stores are not allowed to sell water butts, and stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rio Cana's national animal is the fer-de-lance, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Rio Cana is ranked 39,919th in the world and 10th in South America for Most Income Equality, scoring 54.46 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Largest Populations: 4,080thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,433rdTop
Highest Economic Output: 9,010thMost Authoritarian: 12,271stMost Influential: 13,386thLowest Crime Rates: 14,134thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,943rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,622nd
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the region

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