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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 49th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 52nd Highest Disposable Incomes: 64th
The CUP Federal Syndicrats of
Free-Market Paradise
Outta my way!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population34.026 billion

LeaderNeo Conservia


The CUP Federal Syndicrats of RightWingConservatives is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Neo Conservia with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 34.026 billion RightWingConservatives enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Conservatopia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient a RightWingConservative economy, worth an astonishing 19,467 trillion dimes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 572,128 dimes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,656,887 per year while the poor average 36,687, a ratio of 99.7 to 1.

Invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, idyllic countryside scenes see border collies herding sixty-ton dinosaurs, and jaywalking is punishable by public flogging. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. RightWingConservatives's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

RightWingConservatives is ranked 154,554th in the world and 29th in Eladen for Most Pacifist, with 1.77 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 49thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 52ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 64thHighest Economic Output: 67thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 104thLargest Mining Sector: 129thSafest: 134thHighest Average Incomes: 137thLargest Insurance Industry: 146thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 149thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 159thRudest Citizens: 159thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 167thMost Avoided: 171stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 173rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 174thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 177thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 189thFattest Citizens: 205thLowest Crime Rates: 234thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 344thMost Devout: 387thLargest Agricultural Sector: 404thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 437thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 545thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 591stLargest Populations: 716thMost Efficient Economies: 795thLargest Retail Industry: 870thLargest Governments: 918thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,057thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,486thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,204thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,472ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,596thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,121stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,161stLargest Black Market: 7,222ndMost Pro-Market: 7,555thTop
Most Politically Free: 7,980thMost Influential: 8,955thMost Stationary: 11,682ndLargest Publishing Industry: 11,878th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the region

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