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Rudest Citizens: 666th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 688th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 695th
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The Life is Hilariously Cruel of Right Wing Politics is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Thomas Burridge with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, rampant corporate plagiarism, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 18.157 billion Right Wing Politicsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Londinium. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Right Wing Politicsian economy, worth a remarkable 5,282 trillion Pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 290,919 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and students abandon classrooms for online education. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Right Wing Politics's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Secular Humanism.

Right Wing Politics is ranked 1,094th in the world and 2nd in The Conservative Coalition for Fattest Citizens, with 58.24 Obesity Rate.

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Rudest Citizens: 666thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 688thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 695thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 807thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 855thMost Avoided: 916thHighest Economic Output: 917thLargest Insurance Industry: 945thLargest Mining Sector: 945thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 994thFattest Citizens: 1,094thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,123rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,315thLargest Retail Industry: 1,386thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,791stSafest: 1,801stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,864thSmartest Citizens: 1,892ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,931stMost Efficient Economies: 1,952ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,197thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,387thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,617thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,738thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,620thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,739thLargest Populations: 4,432ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,544thLargest Black Market: 5,504thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,312thMost Cultured: 6,342ndTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,776thNudest: 8,782ndHighest Drug Use: 9,865thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,298thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,802ndMost Secular: 11,999thMost Influential: 12,442ndMost Rebellious Youth: 13,063rdLargest Governments: 14,433rd

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