The Production Facility of Riemstagrad Card Foundry is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.76 billion Riemstagrad Card Foundryians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 77.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Riemstagrad Card Foundryian economy, worth a remarkable 1,002 trillion Banks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,182 Banks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weathermen are being arrested for attempting to read the future, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese, and bike rage is all the rage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Riemstagrad Card Foundry's national animal is the Elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Riemstagrad Card Foundry is ranked 30,758^th in the world and 2,124^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.27 law-abiding acts per hour.