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Nudest: 89thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 502ndLargest Retail Industry: 625th
The Fair Isle of
Capitalizt
Man Is A Canvas
Mr Gabby
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Rielovia

Population2.227 billion

CapitalBanning
LeaderMr Gabby

CurrencyGab
AnimalDeer

The Fair Isle of Rielovia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Mr Gabby with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, fear of technology, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.227 billion Rielovians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Law & Order and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Banning. The average income tax rate is 4.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Rielovian economy, worth 254 trillion Gabs a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 114,177 Gabs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty, thieves are flogged in public for their crimes, religious terrorism is considered to be an Act of God by insurance companies, and no one is worried about government policies any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Rielovia's national animal is the Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rielovia is ranked 1,177th in the world and 3rd in The Western Isles for Rudest Citizens, with 286.37 Insults Per Minute.

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Nudest: 89thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 502ndLargest Retail Industry: 625thHighest Crime Rates: 625thLargest Gambling Industry: 762ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 798thMost Ignorant Citizens: 906thFattest Citizens: 1,065thRudest Citizens: 1,177thMost Armed: 1,196thTop
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Most Avoided: 2,591stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,810thMost Primitive: 4,028thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,208thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,204thMost Devout: 10,446thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 13,285thMost Inclusive: 16,097thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,222ndMost Corrupt Governments: 16,275thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,007thLargest Black Market: 20,069th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionMost Primitive: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 16th in the regionMost Devout: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Rielovia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in Rielovia, no one is worried about government policies any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Rielovia, religious terrorism is considered to be an Act of God by insurance companies.
  • : Following new legislation in Rielovia, thieves are flogged in public for their crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Rielovia, teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty.
  • : Following new legislation in Rielovia, an alabaster statue of an ancient cat-deity takes pride of place in the centre of Banning.
  • : Rielovia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Rielovia, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • : Following new legislation in Rielovia, the nation's countrysides are littered with landmines due to ongoing family disputes.
  • : Following new legislation in Rielovia, lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies.

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