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Nudest: 152ndRudest Citizens: 295thHighest Crime Rates: 329th
The Free Land of
Anarchy
Man Is A Canvas
Representative Gabby
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Rielovia

Population4.085 billion

CapitalBanning
LeaderRepresentative Gabby

CurrencyGab
AnimalDeer

The Free Land of Rielovia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Representative Gabby with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.085 billion Rielovians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Administration and Spirituality are also considered important, while Law & Order and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Banning. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Rielovian economy, worth 460 trillion Gabs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 112,613 Gabs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 531,802 per year while the poor average 14,131, a ratio of 37.6 to 1.

People are often woken up by rubbish music, politicians tack on a service charge for assisting with casework, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, and for some reason the census focuses on daily banana ingestion and hourly quip rate. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Rielovia's national animal is the Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rielovia is ranked 215,927th in the world and 187th in The Western Isles for Longest Average Lifespans, with 23.57 years.

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Nudest: 152ndRudest Citizens: 295thHighest Crime Rates: 329thLargest Retail Industry: 411thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 422ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 503rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 534thMost Armed: 561stFattest Citizens: 638thMost Avoided: 753rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,029thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,685thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,957thTop
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Most Primitive: 2,478thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,906thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,505thMost Devout: 7,818thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,106thTop
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Most Inclusive: 11,264thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,646thMost Politically Free: 14,623rdHighest Drug Use: 16,271stMost Pro-Market: 19,140thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19,988th
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Nudest: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionMost Primitive: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 8th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10th in the regionMost Extreme: 12th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionMost Devout: 18th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Rielovia, for some reason the census focuses on daily banana ingestion and hourly quip rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Rielovia, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm.
  • : Following new legislation in Rielovia, politicians tack on a service charge for assisting with casework.
  • : Following new legislation in Rielovia, people are often woken up by rubbish music.
  • : Following new legislation in Rielovia, artists are pillars of society.
  • : Rielovia's influence in The Western Isles fell from "Shoeshiner" to "Sprat".
  • : Rielovia's influence in The Western Isles rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Following new legislation in Rielovia, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Rielovia' is a smash hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Rielovia, baiting is a national sport.
  • : Following new legislation in Rielovia, Representative Gabby always arrives fashionably late and smelling of mushrooms.

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