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Most Devout: 4,419thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,506thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,299th
The Authoritarian Autocracy of
Father Knows Best State
Put an end to leftism
Dominick Lesley Norris
Vice President
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Rick Perry

Population1.369 billion

CapitalCrapstone city
LeaderDominick Lesley Norris

AnimalBlack Crow

The Authoritarian Autocracy of Rick Perry is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dominick Lesley Norris with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.369 billion Y'alls are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crapstone city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Dem Y'alls economy, worth 123 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,052 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

A surprisingly large share of the nation's budget is used to buy new houses for immigrants, nobody draws smiley faces on receipts anymore, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG), and employers are never quite sure if graduates' qualifications have any merit or meaning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rick Perry's national animal is the Black Crow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Rick Perry is ranked 146,568th in the world and 15th in The Official United Nations for Smartest Citizens, with 27.69 quips per hour.

Most Devout: 4,419thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,506thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,299thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,724thTop
Most Patriotic: 14,769thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,094thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,102ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,388thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,169thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,188thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,914thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,958thLargest Governments: 23,324thMost Developed: 24,676thLargest Welfare Programs: 25,594thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 26,105th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the region

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