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Most Devout: 3,856thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,370thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,318th
The Republic Democracy of
Moralistic Democracy
Economics, Money, Wealth.
Dominick Lesley Norris
Vice President
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Rick Perry

Population1.621 billion

CapitalCrapstone city
LeaderDominick Lesley Norris

AnimalBlack Crow

The Republic Democracy of Rick Perry is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Dominick Lesley Norris with an even hand, and renowned for its lack of airports, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.621 billion Y'alls are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crapstone city. The average income tax rate is 79.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dem Y'alls economy, worth 160 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,771 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Rick Perry successfully hosted the The Official United Nations Olympics, citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason, asking a cutie their star sign is always met with withering scorn, and most voters only see their chosen representative visit once every election cycle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rick Perry's national animal is the Black Crow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Rick Perry is ranked 217,653rd in the world and 23rd in The Official United Nations for Least Corrupt Governments, with 90.94 percentage of bribes refused.

Most Devout: 3,856thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,370thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,318thMost Patriotic: 12,003rdTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,940thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,265thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,335thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,378thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,256thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,853rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,624thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,755thLargest Governments: 21,655thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,344thLowest Crime Rates: 25,346thLargest Mining Sector: 25,539th
Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the region

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