The Republic Democracy of Rick Perry is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Dominick Lesley Norris with an even hand, and renowned for its lack of airports, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.621 billion Y'alls are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crapstone city. The average income tax rate is 79.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dem Y'alls economy, worth 160 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,771 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Rick Perry successfully hosted the The Official United Nations Olympics, citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason, asking a cutie their star sign is always met with withering scorn, and most voters only see their chosen representative visit once every election cycle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rick Perry's national animal is the Black Crow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Rick Perry is ranked 217,653^rd in the world and 23^rd in The Official United Nations for Least Corrupt Governments, with 90.94 percentage of bribes refused.