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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,668thNudest: 3,158thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,480th
The Oppressed Peoples of
Corporate Police State
E pluribus Nixon
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Richard Milhouse Nixon

Population448 million

CapitalNickson

CurrencyGod-blessed US dollar
AnimalGod-blessed bald eagle

The Oppressed Peoples of Richard Milhouse Nixon is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 448 million Richard Milhous Nixonians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Administration, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nickson. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.1%.

The powerhouse Richard Milhouse Nixonian economy, worth 38.1 trillion God-blessed US dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 85,026 God-blessed US dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 255,365 per year while the poor average 22,102, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

Students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50, organ donation is compulsory, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth, and atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Richard Milhouse Nixon's national animal is the God-blessed bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Richard Milhouse Nixon is ranked 24,767th in the world and 645th in the Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 75.75 on the Rand Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,668thNudest: 3,158thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,480thFattest Citizens: 6,162ndTop
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Most Armed: 11,086thMost Avoided: 12,965thMost Ignorant Citizens: 13,266thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,255thLargest Mining Sector: 15,278thHighest Disposable Incomes: 16,869thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,661stMost Corrupt Governments: 19,744thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,929thMost Rebellious Youth: 20,305th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 45th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 50th in the regionNudest: 63rd in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 152nd in the regionMost Armed: 230th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 339th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 345th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 372nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 413th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 419th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 428th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 465th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 474th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 534th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 540th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 633rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 645th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Richard Milhouse Nixon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces and Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Richard Milhouse Nixon, atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Richard Milhouse Nixon, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth.
  • : Following new legislation in Richard Milhouse Nixon, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Richard Milhouse Nixon, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50.
  • : Following new legislation in Richard Milhouse Nixon, Richard Milhouse Nixon is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Richard Milhouse Nixon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Richard Milhouse Nixon, the government is rumored to hire body doubles whose full-time jobs are to cry at public events.
  • : Following new legislation in Richard Milhouse Nixon, the Richard Milhouse Nixonian war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners.
  • : Following new legislation in Richard Milhouse Nixon, arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands.

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