The Republic of Rich everyone is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, ritual sacrifices, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.424 billion Rich everyoneans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Law & Order and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Rich everyonean economy, worth a remarkable 3,825 trillion currencies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is a breathtaking 595,505 currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,579,230 per year while the poor average 20,738, a ratio of 220 to 1.

There's more pink stuff on sale these days, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, and international trade is a sticky issue. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Rich everyone's national animal is the animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rich everyone is ranked 294,272^nd in the world and 51^st in Vickenian experiment incubator for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.86 law-abiding acts per hour.