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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,243rd Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,353rd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,718th
The RHINO EMPIRE of
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THE RHINO KING
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Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Rhinononon

Population4.874 billion

CapitalRhinononon City
LeaderTHE RHINO KING
FaithRhinoanity

CurrencyRhinoc
AnimalRhino

The RHINO EMPIRE of Rhinononon is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by THE RHINO KING with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.874 billion Rhinonononians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhinononon City. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Rhinonononian economy, worth 937 trillion Rhinocs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 192,277 Rhinocs, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents, wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code, many believe that THE RHINO KING's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it, and the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rhinononon's national animal is the Rhino, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Rhinoanity.

Rhinononon is ranked 99,236th in the world and 169th in Spiritus for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 212.1 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,243rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,353rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,718thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,985thLargest Governments: 3,219thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,589thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,961stMost Devout: 5,304thMost Efficient Economies: 5,733rdMost Subsidized Industry: 5,914thHighest Average Incomes: 6,268thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,730thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,852ndMost Corrupt Governments: 7,042ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,393rdMost Developed: 8,401stTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 8,864thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,177thMost Influential: 9,636thSafest: 9,828thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,346thSmartest Citizens: 10,981stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,161stMost Advanced Public Education: 11,179thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,237thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,553rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,255thHealthiest Citizens: 13,311thHighest Economic Output: 13,947thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,954th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 13th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Devout: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 20th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 23rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25th in the regionMost Developed: 26th in the regionMost Conservative: 26th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26th in the regionSafest: 27th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 31st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Rhinononon, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
  • : Following new legislation in Rhinononon, many believe that THE RHINO KING's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it.
  • : Following new legislation in Rhinononon, wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code.
  • : Following new legislation in Rhinononon, powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents.
  • : Following new legislation in Rhinononon, only native-born Rhinonononians who have never left the nation are permitted to run for office.
  • : Following new legislation in Rhinononon, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college.
  • : Following new legislation in Rhinononon, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away.
  • : Rhinononon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Rhinononon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Rhinononon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed and the Top 10% for Most Survivors.

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