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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,103rd Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,244th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,251st
The RHINO EMPIRE of
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Live Fighting Die Fighting Love Fighting
THE RHINO KING
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Rhinononon

Population5.422 billion

CapitalRhinononon City
LeaderTHE RHINO KING
FaithRhinoanity

CurrencyRhinoc
AnimalRhino

The RHINO EMPIRE of Rhinononon is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by THE RHINO KING with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.422 billion Rhinonononians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhinononon City. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Rhinonononian economy, worth a remarkable 1,087 trillion Rhinocs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 200,538 Rhinocs, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress, the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out, and it is often said that only THE RHINO KING could bring down Dàguó. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rhinononon's national animal is the Rhino, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Rhinoanity.

Rhinononon is ranked 30,107th in the world and 48th in Spiritus for Most Extreme, scoring 29.19 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,103rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,244thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,251stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,550thLargest Governments: 2,895thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,202ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,348thMost Devout: 4,673rdMost Subsidized Industry: 5,447thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,514thHighest Average Incomes: 5,531stMost Efficient Economies: 5,614thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,861stMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,904thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,600thMost Developed: 8,210thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,740thMost Influential: 9,018thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,277thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,264thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,411thSmartest Citizens: 10,627thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,882ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,186thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,229thMost Authoritarian: 11,497thHealthiest Citizens: 12,129thHighest Economic Output: 12,211thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,570thSafest: 13,220thMost Cultured: 14,131stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,575thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,846thMost Conservative: 16,106th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Devout: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 22nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 23rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 25th in the regionMost Conservative: 25th in the regionMost Developed: 26th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 27th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Rhinononon, it is often said that only THE RHINO KING could bring down Dàguó.
  • : Following new legislation in Rhinononon, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out.
  • : Following new legislation in Rhinononon, the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Rhinononon, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress.
  • : Rhinononon was endorsed by The Democratic Memelords of Gaelic Waffle.
  • : Following new legislation in Rhinononon, water fights now end with thousands dead.
  • : Following new legislation in Rhinononon, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Rhinononon City Natural History Museum.
  • : Following new legislation in Rhinononon, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back.
  • : Following new legislation in Rhinononon, a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales'.
  • : Following new legislation in Rhinononon, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Daziria, Phili Manuk, and Gaelic Waffle.

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