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Most Primitive: 103rdMost Devout: 524thMost Ignorant Citizens: 559th
The Rogue Nation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Strength is Strength
Influence
Dominator
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Struggling
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Rhinocerotidae

Population10.792 billion

CapitalRhino City
LeaderRhino Keras

CurrencyRhinox
AnimalRhinoceros

The Rogue Nation of Rhinocerotidae is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Rhino Keras with an iron fist, and notable for its fear of technology, prohibition of alcohol, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.792 billion Rhinocerotidaeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Environment, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhino City. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The large but sluggish Rhinocerotidaean economy, worth 602 trillion Rhinoxes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration. Average income is 55,795 Rhinoxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rhinocerotidae isn't what it used to be, military spending recently hit a new high, many politicians are in rehab for minor drug offenses, and the horniness of the great-horned Rhinoceros is considered a national priority. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rhinocerotidae's national animal is the Rhinoceros, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rhinocerotidae is ranked 178,577th in the world and 9th in Western Australia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -20.67 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Primitive: 103rdMost Devout: 524thMost Ignorant Citizens: 559thBest Weather: 669thMost Beautiful Environments: 967thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,866thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,031stLargest Black Market: 2,331stMost Corrupt Governments: 2,364thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,958thMost Authoritarian: 3,428thLowest Crime Rates: 4,959thLargest Governments: 4,961stMost Conservative: 5,705thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,969thTop
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Most Extreme: 9,619thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,779thHealthiest Citizens: 12,366thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,917thMost Influential: 13,518th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Rhinocerotidae, the horniness of the great-horned Rhinoceros is considered a national priority.
  • : Following new legislation in Rhinocerotidae, many politicians are in rehab for minor drug offenses.
  • : Following new legislation in Rhinocerotidae, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • : Following new legislation in Rhinocerotidae, Rhinocerotidae isn't what it used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in Rhinocerotidae, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs.
  • : Rhinocerotidae was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Rhinocerotidae, the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers.
  • : Following new legislation in Rhinocerotidae, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in Rhinocerotidae, it is illegal to carry an umbrella when the official weather forecast predicts a sunny day.
  • : Following new legislation in Rhinocerotidae, it is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated.

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