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Most Primitive: 6,336thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,722ndSafest: 20,890th
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Rhinestone Eyes-

Population986 million

Animalscary gargoyle

The Scary Gargoyle of Rhinestone Eyes- is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, avowedly heterosexual populace, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 986 million Rhinestone Eyes-ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 40.7%.

The strong Rhinestone Eyes-ian economy, worth 49.3 trillion rhinestones a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,020 rhinestones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

It is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news, Rhinestone Eyes-ians incessantly needle their doctors for relief, and many marriages go virtually unconsummated. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rhinestone Eyes-'s national animal is the scary gargoyle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rhinestone Eyes- is ranked 124,378th in the world and 2nd in Queer Leftist Bloc for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 3.42 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most Primitive: 6,336thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,722ndSafest: 20,890th

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