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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 759thMost Advanced Public Education: 854thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,016th
The Federal Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
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Rhind

Population16.286 billion

CurrencyMicrolus
AnimalFelis silvestris

The Federal Republic of Rhind is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.286 billion Rhindians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Rhindian economy, worth a remarkable 2,713 trillion Microluses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 166,596 Microluses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, Rhindians believe manners maketh the leader, and recognizing the Rhindian flag qualifies you for citizenship. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rhind's national animal is the Felis silvestris, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rhind is ranked 2,899th in the world and 1st in XLII for Smartest Citizens, with 160.04 quips per hour.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 759thMost Advanced Public Education: 854thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,016thMost Pacifist: 1,090thSafest: 1,117thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,126thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,180thMost Developed: 1,341stLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,381stMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,527thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,556thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,650thNicest Citizens: 1,665thHealthiest Citizens: 1,690thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,734thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,802ndBest Weather: 1,962ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,264thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,380thHighest Food Quality: 2,427thMost Inclusive: 2,537thLargest Governments: 2,630thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,631stTop
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Smartest Citizens: 2,899thLowest Crime Rates: 2,903rdMost Cultured: 3,493rdMost Subsidized Industry: 3,666thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,670thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,426thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,345thMost Efficient Economies: 6,516thHighest Economic Output: 6,671stMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,944thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,382ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,239thHighest Average Incomes: 12,070thTop
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Most Secular: 13,451stLargest Populations: 18,093rdMost Income Equality: 25,012th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Rhind was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Rhind was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Rhind was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Rhind, recognizing the Rhindian flag qualifies you for citizenship.
  • : Following new legislation in Rhind, Rhindians believe manners maketh the leader.
  • : Following new legislation in Rhind, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass.
  • : Following new legislation in Rhind, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Rhind, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Following new legislation in Rhind, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers.
  • : Following new legislation in Rhind, the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches.

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