The Lioxutopian Republic of Rhim Flavezztowland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Gerry Park with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 1.014 billion Flavezztowlanders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flavezztowland City. The average income tax rate is 87.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Flavezztowlander economy, worth 56.4 trillion deniers a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports and Book Publishing. Average income is 55,572 deniers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Flavezztowlander companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation, the government is spending billions of deniers on helping citizens find spiritual enlightenment, President Gerry Park's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rhim Flavezztowland's national animal is the Greyhound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rhim Flavezztowland is ranked 14,123^rd in the world and 1^st in Lioxutopia for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,526.63 Tourists Per Hour.