The Republic of Rhim Flavezztowland is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, parental licensing program, and compulsory military service. The compassionate population of 424 million Rhim Flavezztowlanders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flavezztowland City. The average income tax rate is 82.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Flavezztowlander economy, worth 23.4 trillion deniers a year, is highly specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 55,146 deniers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, the welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, and heavily-laden pregnant women are told they can manage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rhim Flavezztowland's national animal is the Greyhound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rhim Flavezztowland is ranked 134,633^rd in the world and 316^th in The Free Nations Region for Most Politically Free, scoring 56.19 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.