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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,296th Most Devout: 5,483rd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,868th
The Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
The Jewel of the Steppe
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Rezmaeristan

Population1.063 billion

CapitalJakitagboce
LeaderDishram Telnikad
FaithLamaistic Buddhism

CurrencySomrin
AnimalRezmaeri Red Wildcat

The Kingdom of Rezmaeristan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dishram Telnikad with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.063 billion Rezmaeris are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jakitagboce. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rezmaeristanian economy, worth 130 trillion Somrins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,376 Somrins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security", grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, and cooking with water and baking soda is considered patent infringement. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rezmaeristan's national animal is the Rezmaeri Red Wildcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lamaistic Buddhism.

Rezmaeristan is ranked 24,560th in the world and 3rd in The Coalition of Fascist Nations for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 52.44 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,296thMost Devout: 5,483rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,868thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,222ndTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 9,307thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,845thMost Cultured: 10,793rdLowest Crime Rates: 10,795thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,722ndMost Developed: 13,215thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,226thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,159thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,924thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,012th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Rezmaeristan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Rezmaeristan, cooking with water and baking soda is considered patent infringement.
  • : Following new legislation in Rezmaeristan, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.
  • : Following new legislation in Rezmaeristan, popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security".
  • : Following new legislation in Rezmaeristan, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
  • : Following new legislation in Rezmaeristan, hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers.
  • : Following new legislation in Rezmaeristan, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
  • : Following new legislation in Rezmaeristan, fruit vendors are encouraging a life of crime in their advertising.
  • : Following new legislation in Rezmaeristan, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground.
  • : Rezmaeristan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.

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