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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,301stMost Devout: 2,854thMost Armed: 3,599th
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Rezmaeristan

Population3.488 billion

CapitalJakitagboce
LeaderDishram Telnikad
FaithLamaistic Buddhism

CurrencySomrin
AnimalRezmaeri Red Wildcat

The Kingdom of Rezmaeristan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dishram Telnikad with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.488 billion Rezmaeris are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jakitagboce. The average income tax rate is 52.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rezmaeristanian economy, worth 522 trillion Somrins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 149,810 Somrins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Government popup ads are springing up like weeds, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts, and citizens select which government department gets their income tax Somrins each year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rezmaeristan's national animal is the Rezmaeri Red Wildcat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lamaistic Buddhism.

Rezmaeristan is ranked 197,181st in the world and 55th in The Coalition of Fascist Nations for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -11.31 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,301stMost Devout: 2,854thMost Armed: 3,599thMost Cultured: 5,762ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,121stLowest Crime Rates: 7,768thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,939thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,142ndHighest Poor Incomes: 9,856thMost Developed: 10,433rdTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,965thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,990thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,110thHealthiest Citizens: 11,824thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,994thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,289thHighest Average Incomes: 13,470thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,999thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,942ndSmartest Citizens: 15,598thMost Efficient Economies: 16,874thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,979thBest Weather: 19,682ndLargest Governments: 19,802ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,513th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Rezmaeristan, citizens select which government department gets their income tax Somrins each year.
  • : Following new legislation in Rezmaeristan, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts.
  • : Following new legislation in Rezmaeristan, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections.
  • : Following new legislation in Rezmaeristan, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.
  • : Following new legislation in Rezmaeristan, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Rezmaeristan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather and Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Rezmaeristan, schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar.
  • : Following new legislation in Rezmaeristan, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear.
  • : Following new legislation in Rezmaeristan, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • : Following new legislation in Rezmaeristan, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.

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